Confession of a Semi-Luddite

When the iPhone first came out I laughed at people who made complete fools of themselves.  Some of them actually slept on a sidewalk outside the store so they’d be sure to get one of the first units available.  What morons.

I was smugly amused at their antics.  There was no way I’d ever just flip completely out over something as simple as a telephone.  Okay, so it’s a cell phone.  Okay, so you can play games.  Big deal.

And then came last week.  With smart phones all around me……..even Emil has one……. I finally took the plunge.  No, I didn’t exactly get the latest and the greatest.  I got yesterday’s wonder toy……the Apple iPhone 3GS.

The thing was a bit difficult to get set up.  You have to hook it to a computer so in can do something called ‘sync’ with Apple’s site…….the one where they try to sell you all kinds of music.  It took a while but finally it was working and I made a call.

Nothing special about the call.  I dialed.  I talked.  I hung up.  Big deal.

And then I thought I’d look into these things called ‘Apps’…………..applications that you can get for the phone…..a lot of them free.  That’s when the light went off.

There are apps for just about everything you can imagine:  News, Weather, Business Tools, Music, Videos, File Storage.  You can write a letter and email it around the world with this thing.  You can get directions to a street address in New Mexico and this lady talks to you the whole way there and tells you where to turn……she’s such a nice lady.  It’s got a compass on it in case you get lost in the woods……oh, and it’s got a flashlight app too.

Email, Facebook, Weather Radar and the Al Gore’s ENTIRE internet……right here in the palm of my hand.  How oh  how did I ever live without this device.  Now I understand.  And the next time they’re gonna introduce a new version………….no way I’m sleeping on a sidewalk to get one.  I’m not THAT big of a fool.

No More Drama

Watching the major players in Washington these days is a lot like watching a soap opera isn’t it? We are being led by drama addicts.

I don’t care whether they be Democrats or Republicans, it was obvious early on that this was going to be a last minute ‘save’. I predicted with confidence several weeks ago that the debt crisis would be ‘solved’ at midnight on Sunday before the Tuesday deadline. The President’s announcement of the ‘save’ came 27 minutes earlier than I predicted.

How did I know that? Because I know they love drama, bless their hearts.

The fact is that our country is broke. The cuts this plan institutes are just the beginning………or they’d better be. Without serious cuts, painful cuts, in federal spending we go under. Completely under. Spiraling into the worst imaginable GreatEST Depression.

But, the kinds of cuts I’m talking about won’t come without making just about everyone angry about something. Whatever your pet project is most likely it will have it’s budget cut.

I’ve issued this warning on air. Let me issue it again here. If you are on public assistance, find a way out and do it now. That train is gonna stop. I just don’t think our society can economically sustain the burden for much longer. And when it does stop it’ll probably be in the middle of the wilderness somewhere.

You have the chance now to get off the train at a station. Do it. Find a job. It may not be the best job. It may not even be a good job. Doesn’t matter. Find a job. If you have nothing but public assistance to feed your family and it suddenly stops. What happens to them?

That ain’t easy to contemplate, I know, but the threat is real. When it happens I won’t enjoy saying ‘I told you so’ but the fact is………..I did.